My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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