does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
