Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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