How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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