i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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