Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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