): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
