My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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