you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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