question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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