try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
