WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just gargled with NyQuil
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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