So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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