I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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