You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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