whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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