Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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