By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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