VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
