i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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