In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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