My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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