I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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