I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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