Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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