i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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