bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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