She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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