I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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