Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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