he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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