I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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