it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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