is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We're too hungover to prance.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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