the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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