forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm at about main and main street
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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