just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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