In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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