so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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