Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
