I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
be right there i have to get my cape
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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