She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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