How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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