I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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