Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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