Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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