420 ftw
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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