Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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