I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Randomize
