I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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