Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
