Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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