found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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